My Dear Readers I was recently delivered some queer Photos from a close friend of mine. He says they where delivered to him but he believes they are the last shots of his cousin who was traveling to the Farlands.
They begin normally but soon they began to sound mad. This R’lyeh I have found in the Necronomicon, hence my friends passing to me.
How he came about the photos after the strangeness of them is most frighting. How would any camera survive such depth, let alone anyman…
Could this terrible phallic sea structure be a gateway to dark places?
The Engineers bombed the Yautja (Predator) home planet with Xenomorphs.
If you look over the entire Crossover and even non-canon stuff. It make sense. The Yautja are nomadic but they must had a home planet at one point. They have “Game worlds” which means they hold an entire region of space under their control. Over period of centuries the Engineers must of shaped and guided the Xenomorphs to their apex predator/weapon they are now to destroy other worlds. Even David Cameron in interviews says that eggs where like “bombs”. So here is how It went down I think. The Engineers had already fashioned the xenomorphs or a proto-species. They had already were at war or fear a war with the Yautja because of their false perception that the Yautja are war-like and clan like nature was too primitive for a space-faring people. Well destroying the Yautja home world was huge mistake. The Yautja simply adapted to it the change. Their Clan like nature and nomadic made long periods of space travel easier once the Home world was lost. Their Honor code held them up when life was hard. It would be easier to settle down on new home planet, maybe one of the many game worlds in their region of space. It would be easier not to venture outside the bounties of that regions but no, that is not what one does when they are a hunter. See Yautja just don’t hunt Xenomorphs because they are the Ultimate prey, They are reminder of those who wrong them. They have turned a weapon against them into game. They don’t just kill or hunt humans because we are good prey too, but we are a Shadow of our creators the Engineers. Yet we are in the Yautja’s eyes better in that we have Honor. It would be easier to make a new home, hunt some game, live the life, but no, They as species are honor bound to hunt down those who defiled their home. They are Nomadic because they are hunting, hunting for those who wronged them and every Engineer skull is the highest prize.They hunt between then is just training.
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you